Fantasy Football Girls

Tis the season for the start of the NFL. Fa la la la la, la la la la. For girls, this often means studying stats, drafting fantasy players, and dedicating every Sunday for the rest of the year to one thing: the game. For women, the start of the NFL might mean the very same thing or it may mean something entirely different.

The first kickoff may mean women have the ability to tell their husbands anything on Sundays - that they wrecked the car, that they are having an affair, that they used to be a man - and their husbands will utter an, "Oh, that's nice honey." Football, when it comes down to it, leaves many men in a trance, from August to February.

Men's obsession with football is understandable: it is a fun game to watch. Yet, why is this obsession generally only limited to the male species. Football is a game involving well-built, good-looking men in tight outfits. So, why aren't more women watching it?

Some women may find themselves easily frustrated by the rules and laws of the game, but nothing about the game is above female comprehension. All it takes is a basic understanding.

The Essentials: Football is a battle between two teams, with each team striving to score more points than the other by advancing a ball made of pigskin; it is a game based on selfish motives: every player wants the ball, every team wants to win, and no one ever feels sorry for the pig.

Eleven men from each team are on the field at a time. The players with possession of the ball are called the offense- their aim is to move the ball down the field and score points. They can advance by throwing the ball, running the ball, or flirting with the refs. The players without the ball are called the defense and their aim is to regain possession of the ball by stopping the offense. This can be done by intercepting the ball (catching a pass that was intended for an offensive player), recovering a fumble (grabbing a ball that has been dropped by an offensive player), pushing an offensive player out of bounds, or tackling (pulling down an offensive player until at least one of his knees touches the ground).

Ten yard increments on a 100 yard field are the cornerstone of the game (yes ladies, this only further perpetuate men's obsession with length). The offense is given four downs (or chances) to go these ten yards. If a team goes ten yards, they are awarded a first down and four more chances to go ten more yards. If they don't go ten yards, coaches scream, innocent clipboards are thrown to the ground, and possession of the ball is turned over to the other team. The roles then reverse.

Refs: Each football game is overseen by seven officials who are strategically placed in certain areas of the field. The general rule of thumb is simple: whenever the refs make a call in favor of the opposing team they are deemed blind degenerates of nature who should be dragged out into the street and shot. If the opposing team wins, it is always, always the ref's fault.

Time: One game of football is divided into four 15-minute quarters and a 12-minute half time break. Because the clock stops with every incomplete pass, when a player goes out of bounds, when a penalty is committed, or when a team takes a time out, time in football is not real time. Women must keep in mind that a reversal of the ideology that enables men to describe a two-minute romp in the sack as a "full night of love making" applies to football and each quarter will always last longer than fifteen minutes. A good rule of thumb is to multiply the amount of minutes on the game clock by three. If there are ten minutes left in the game, assume that those ten minutes will take a half hour.

Scoring: There are five ways a team can generate points in a football game. They can score a touchdown, get an extra point, score a two-point conversion, kick a field goal, or get a safety.

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Why is that? In this article I will try to give you some basic advice to follow that will help you avoid the common mistakes that most non-Asian men make in dating and relationships with Asian girls. Most of these are cultural and I will explain the differences between Asian women and the women you are used to dating.

The major problem for guys who want to date Asian girls is the lack of understanding of Asian culture. There's a whole lot of things done differently in Asian cultures and each nationality has different traditions and heritage, though most are similar compared to Western culture. Asian girls are usually very polite, have good manners and are modest - and they look for the same qualities in a man.

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Japanese girls like any other girls are tender and choosy. So the first tip is that you understand her preferences, dislikes, and interests. You may need to change a bit in your ways and habits to make her like you. Gifting her with her favourite items, spending time with her, and being there for her when she needs you will all make you look more of a prospective partner in her eyes.

How to impress Japanese girl?

Further, you can do some more things to impress her. For example Japanese girls often attend parties known as Nomikai. This may not be a wild party or too loud but girls do come here to meet new friends and find partners. These parties may be held at cafes, resorts, and other popular hangouts and you can attend these parties with a little bit of background work. Get to know about the age group attending, the type of girls coming, any dress codes, and manners and rules of the place. All these background checks will not make you look odd when partying. Instead, it will look like you know about the place and is confident to start friendships.

Make use of Japanese dating sites

There are certain Japanese dating sites and most of the Japanese girls try to find partners online through these sites. You can access any of these to find your partner. It will prove handy if you learn a little bit of basic Japanese language. It will help you converse and understand her thoughts better. There are a lot of sites, books, and downloadable resources which help you understand and learn the language. A girl will definitely feel comfortable speaking out intimate thoughts in her fluent language. It goes well with these girls as language is a barrier.

Understand the culture

Japanese girls hold a lot of value and respect towards family life and values. So when dating a girl, you must understand her family, members in it, and her attitude towards them. Try to have the same feelings as she has for them. Treat her with respect and she will start liking you for sure. Never be rude or behave impolitely towards a Japanese girl. This is not in their culture and can ruin your relationship with her

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